Don’t tell the colonel! KFC recipe may be out

Ron Douglas shares recipes from popular chain restaurants in his new book, "America's Most Wanted Recipes". Also at recipesecrets.net.

Ron Douglas shares the ingredients for his version of KFC's 11 herbs and spices recipe — 1 teaspoon ground oregano — 1 teaspoon chili powder — 1 teaspoon ground sage — 1 teaspoon dried basil — 1 teaspoon dried marjoram — 1 teaspoon pepper — 2 teaspoons salt — 2 tablespoons paprika — 1 teaspoon onion salt — 1 teaspoon garlic powder — 2 tablespoons Accent

Conficker aka Downadup Virus

One week of HELL!!

Servers and PCs bombarded with high-bandwidth causing disconnectivity.

Restarted the File Server three times and other servers at least once.

Patched all PCs and servers with Windows updates 960714, 958687 and 958644.

Run Microsoft Malicious Software Removal Tool scan.

Ran McAfee On-Demand scans on all machines.

Worm Cultivation

Saw an ad about worm cultivation. Contacted the seller and got basic info.

They have red worms, tiger worms and African worms (nightcrawlers).

Baby worms can be bought at RM140/kg. RM400/kg for African nightcrawlers.

Food for worms at RM1/kg. Will be supplied for initial purchase.

Bedding for worms can be from sawdust, not normal soil.

Buy back fertiliser at RM60/kg.

Seller will suggest size of rack to place the worms in.

Citrix Error Prompt

After login thru the browser, Delphi users got this error prompt, "The remote session was disconnected because there are no Terminal Server License Servers available to provide a license. Please contact the server administrator", (which the users always do).

Restarted the server and it prompt something like "...a service was not started...". So I search high and low for which service not started, or needed a restart. No help.

Called CSC and they suggested to restart service called "Terminal Service". But the damn service is greyed off. What to do? What to do?

I looked thru all the services and found "Terminal Server Licensing" (how accurate), restarted the service and did the relogin again. Everything a OK now.

Delphi users are happy again. Sheesh!!!

That's all, folks !!